T-Rex - an early vegetarian
Date: 2007-07-10
I've often wondered how some turn into ex-veggies. It seems we should be asking that question of the earliest vegetarians - T-Rexes!
A new creationist museum is stating that everyone's favourite dinosaur had to be a veggie if they were to live with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and get a lift on the Ark .
So, what was it that drove the mighty beast to give up its healthy and sustainable diet? Perhaps the meteorite never killed off the dinosaurs - it was their environmentally unsound diet - all that saturated fat and global warming!
If there are any T-Rexes out there I suggest you pop down to your local health store and try some Redwoods or Fry's veggie meat, or even some soya milk - you'll be surprised how much it has improve over the last few 100 million years.
Note to science writers: stop confusing vegetarian with herbivore!
Story by: Stevie Fenwick-Paul
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T-Rex - an early vegetarian
I've often wondered how some turn into ex-veggies. It seems we should be asking that question of the earliest vegetarians - T-Rexes!
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